ok its finally here my elf rights post.
Santa is a fat lazy jerk. he gets all the credit for working one day a year while the elves work all year. They have one dentist who lives on the island of misfit toys, and they only eat candy canes snow and hot cocoa. If they tried to leave the workshop they would be eaten by elephant seal, whales, or polar bears, and because they're too little to protect themselves. They are constantly being teased by frosty, and Rudolph is a major diva. The elves don't even get singalongs.
Hermione Granger would not approve.
peace
Dani
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